Collection of Irish Song Lyrics
Don’t Drink and Prime
Copyright: 2024
DonÂ’t drink and Prime
Come the next morning
ThereÂ’s a box outside
DonÂ’t drink and Prime
What did you do ?
ItÂ’s UPS
another package for you
Sitting around
could be Any night
A little drink or two
Will make you feel alright
2 or 3 more and
YouÂ’re too far gone
In point zero eight Â….
YouÂ’re searching Amazon
DonÂ’t drink and Prime
Come the next morning
ThereÂ’s a box outside
DonÂ’t drink and Prime
What did you do ?
The Postal Service
Has a package for you
You need it you want it
You like what you see
A direct correlation to the ABV
YouÂ’re swiping youÂ’re scrolling
Your fingers are flying
Tomorrow youÂ’ll remember
Just What youÂ’re buying
DonÂ’t drink and Prime
Come the next morning
ThereÂ’s a box outside
DonÂ’t drink and Prime
What did you do ?
The FedEx driver
Has a package for you
Drinking and priming
For some itÂ’s an art
You made a big dent
In your shopping cart
You want to save money
And maybe be a miser
But not until you have
A phone breathalyzer
(Alternate)
You believe the more you buy
The more money you save
Charter member in the Shopping
Hall Of Fame
They even have items
For your personal pleasure
They light up and buzz
A new addition to your night stand treasure
Bridge
YouÂ’re drinking youÂ’re Priming
YouÂ’re Hitting it hard
About burn up another credit card
You know youÂ’re about to
Break through your limit
But hereÂ’s a cute outfit
And you can see yourself in it
DonÂ’t drink and Prime
Your ring doorbell
Has you notified
DonÂ’t drink and Prime
Hey! What did you do?
Your girl AlexaÂ’s
flashinÂ’ yellow for you
