Collection of Irish Song Lyrics
Pizza Boy O
Copyright: 2006
Chorus: Oh the Pizza Boy is coming,
the pizza boy is here
I ve got your fresh hot pizza,
I ve got your treat right here
When I was only 16 years
I thought I'd get a job
So I went into the pizza shop
he said, Do you drive a car
I said, I got a license
as fresh as it could be.
He said, Congratulations
You're in delivery.
From my very 1st assignment
I tried to be the best
To be the person at your door
with somthing hot and fresh
The boss he pulled me to the side
He said, For what this pays.
You're doing such a fine job,
I be arranged for you a raise.
CHORUS
Now I was real excited
at what the boss did say.
I worked extra hard thru Friday,
and that was my payday
The boss said, Special delivery
at the far end of the line.
Be looking for the red light
at house number 69
Now I was really nervous
And I didn't know what to do.
I had a funny feeling thats
a house of ill repute
I wondered what the boss he meant
when he said, You may be long.
So I stood under the red light
and I sang my pizza song. CHORUS
A lady opened up the door,said
We've been expecting you.
She was wearing sort of a nighty
that I could see right thru
I began a sweatin
and I turned hard like a stone
When she said,
Hey wheres your sausage
How bigs your pepperone?
Now I was frozen solid
and didnt know what to say.
So I said, Hey here's ya pizza
all I need now is my pay.
She said, I'll take your pizza
but today's your lucky day.
The change will be in your pocket,
cause I'm paying you in trade!
CHORUS
I said, I m not complainin
Not even a little bit.
I m the one who gave her da pizza,
I m the one who gave her da tip.
A compliment she gave to me,
You re the fastest in the land.
The day when this pizza boy...
became a pizza man!
Now I own the pizza shop
the kids all work for me.
Still there is occasion
for a special delivery
And when I see the order ticket
hangin' from the shelf
That's when I'll tell the pizza boy..
.HEY!..I LL be taking this one myself!
CHORUS I need to give credit to 'BIG John' at Shenanigan's in Ocean City He sang the original version of this which I'm told was written by a guy in Connecticut. I only heard the song once but I was so taken with the concept I wrote my own lyrics to his idea. Thanks Big John. If anyone knows the original author please contact me so I give him credit!
