Collection of Irish Song Lyrics
The Guinness Widget
Copyright: 2013
Had a tough work week,
so time to take a sneak,
kick back in an easy chair.
Feel like havin' a fling,
open your doo-hicky thing,
that little somethin'Â should be poppin' up there.
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You're hearin' in your head,
somethin' your momma said,
"Doncha' fidget with your widget,
doncha' dare!"
Gee, you're all in a flutter,
get your mind out of the gutter,
I was talkin' 'bout Guinness beer
Had quite a night last night,
woke up feelin' right
and wishin' for some more of the same.
Put your big strong hand
around that nice firm can
and you knew that you'd be back in the game.
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You're hearin' in your head,
somethin' your momma said,
"Don't put a digit on your widget,
doncha' dare!"
Well, you're all in a flutter,
get your mind out of the gutter,
I was talkin' 'bout Guinness beer!
Bridge:
No need to be in a pub
to get the genuine sup
In a city or out of town
Think of the excitement
to anticipate delightment
as that cascadeâs going up and down
Please donât think Iâm crass
when you release that gas
You know itâs surely worth the wait
you bet your bottom dollar
youâll have a perfect priestâs collar
In a minute and fifty eight
Sometimes you just canât stop
and then you pop the top
to get the color ruby red
down your neck will dip
with a stiff upper lip
to get mustache from that creamy head
When your package releases
The joy inside increases
Iâm gunna fidget with my widget yes I dare!
Gee, you're all in a flutter,
get your mind out of the gutter,
I was talkin' 'bout Guinness beer!
