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Weatherman

Irish Song Lyrics - WeathermanAuthor: Donal OShaughnessy
Copyright: to the tune of The Candyman

They finally pissed me off enough to write a song about how they are not only wrong...they'll tell you to change your plans just so you can stay home and watch their sorry asses on TV. Who can make a forecast with everything high tech deliver it with confidence and still be incorrect? The weatherman, the weatherman can the weatherman can 'cause he mixes it with bullshit just so he will look good. He predicts it's warm and sunny for your nice outdoor event don't listen what he tells you go ahead and rent a tent The weatherman, the weatherman can the weatherman can 'cause he mixes it with bullshit just so he will look good. The weatherman sells everything he says hoping he will find a buyer whose opinion can be higher than a paid professional liar? Today it's warm and sunny Hey! Why you wearing winter boots? I'd need to move to San Diego for a CHANCE to hear the truth The weatherman, the weatherman can the weatherman can 'cause he mixes it with bullshit just so he will look good. The weatherman bets everyone forgets hoping memories just won't last never will be taken to task for the accuracy of 5 day forecasts I only make my living when people leave the house he'll tell you to stay home and get his updates from your couch The weatherman, the weatherman can the weatherman can 'cause he mixes it with bullshit just so he will look good.

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