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Where the **** is Alice?

Irish Song Lyrics - Where the **** is Alice?Author: Nicky Chinn and Mike Chapman

Sally called, she got the word,
She said I suppose you've heard . . . about Alice.
Well I ran to the window, and I looked out outside,
And I could hardly believe my eyes,
As a big limousine pulled slowly into Alice's drive.

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know
'Cause for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice.
Twenty-four years waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I feel, maybe get a second glance,
Now I gotta get used to living next door to Alice.

Walk together, two kids in the park,
Carved our initials deep in the bark . . . me and Alice.
Now she walks through the door with her head held high,
Just for a moment I caught her eye,
As the big limousine pulled slowly out of Alice's drive.

And Sally called, and asked how I felt.
She said, I know how to help . . . get over Alice.
She said, Alice is gone, but I'm still here,
Y'know I've been waiting for twenty-four years.
And the big limousine disappeared . . .

Oh, I don't know why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go,
I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know,
'Cause for twenty-four years I've been living next door to Alice.
Twenty-four years, waiting for a chance,
To tell her how I feel and maybe get a second chance,
But I'll NEVER get used to not living next door to Alice.

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