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I'm in Love With Siamese Twins

Irish Song Lyrics - I'm in Love With Siamese Twins

Novelty song

Oh a guy can get in trouble
when he's out drinkin' doubles
but the trouble seems to double
when a woman's added in
especially with twins..

Oh I'm in love
with Siamese twins
I can't tell where the hell on ends
and the other begins
well I dig her heaven knows
from her heads down to her toes (all 20)
cause I'm in love with siamese twins

well I have to do the math
when we're out on a date...it's great
we don't do sixty nine
we do one thirty eight
I call her 4 eyes 'cause it's true
there's so much 4 hands can do
when you're in love with siamese twins

well I feel like Dr. Dolittle
with a little to do...it's true
I'm making love to my very own
pushmepullyou
There's no goin' down to the Y with 2
I always eat at the double U
cause I'm in love with siamese twins

I'm so happy I could shout
I'm doin' on while the other's
passed out
I'm in love, with siamese twins

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